BACON!!!!!!!

how to make bacon:
1. buy bacon at a store somewhere
2. bring it home
3. put some paper towels on a plate
4. take the bacon out of the package and put some on the paper towels on the plate
5. put it in the microwave for as long as the package says
6. when it stops, look at the bacon, decide its not crunchy enough, and put it back in for a minute or two. crunchy bacon is better.
7. take it out and eat it
WARNING: depending on your choice of plate, it may or may not try to burn you when you attempt to remove it from the microwave. be wary. plates can be vicious.

THE END

YES! NOW I CAN FINALLY COMPLETE MY LIFE-LONG DREAM OF COOKING THE PERFECT BACON STRIP!!!


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In other news, other bacon cooking techniques:
If you're cooking a lot of bacon (like... for a breakfast party or BLTs for a lolt of people) you can put them in like glass baking dish or something =3
My dad always cooks bacon in the microwave, and he usually sticks it in the microwave for one minute a slice of bacon.
I think he might also put a paper towel on the top, too.

I think I'll eat the dancing bacon now

test test? Is reply working now??

and if you dont cook the bacon crunchy enough, it gets all chewy and gummy, which is notsocool.